Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! We hope you have a fun and safe night tonight. But until then, here are some Halloween jokes to get you through the day!

Halloween Jokes:

What do you call wood when it’s scared? Petrified!

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?  A stake.

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?  They’re so wrapped up in themselves.

What did the mother ghost say to her children ghosts in the car?  Fasten your sheet belts.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo!

What should you do if you see a monster?  Hope that the monster doesn’t see you!

What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair? The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!

What should you do if your Jack-o-Lantern falls off the front porch?  Put on a pumpkin patch!

What kind of candy do vampires like best?  Suckers!

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies?  They don’t have the guts.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?  He could feel it in his bones.

What are mummies favorite type of music? Wrap music.

Have fun, stay safe, and eat lots candy! 

 

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